Jimmy's ma looks like Sharon Stone - Rudi's mom like a Kate Moss clone
Johnny's ma looks like Hillary Clinton - and Davy's ma like Paris Hilton
They're nice - they're skinny but dumb and clean
My old lady is really mean she's loud and funky and tough instead
And she looks like Lemmy of Motorhead - yea she looks like Lemmy
No she ain't no beauty with a microwave
And the best of all is she don't gotta shave
Cause she looks like Lemmy of Motorhead - yeah she looks...
She got an "oberlippenbart" on each hairy cheek she got a big wart
She wears black leather and got tattoos
There ain't nobody gonna light her fuse
She really likes porno and big fast cars
She only drinks whisky and smokes cigars
2 bottles a day - keep you healthy for sure
And if you don't like it honey, there s the door
She ain't no beauty with a microwave
And the best of all is she don't gotta shave
Cause... she looks like Lemmy of
A big hairy biker in our favourite bar
Got hit on the head with a steel guitar
Said "I'm drunk as a skunk or I must be dead
Coz that sweet little granny
She looks like Lemmy, she looks just like Lemmy
She looks like lemmy, she looks like Lemmy of Motorhead
Yes she looks like Lemmy - yes she looks like Lemmy - of Motorhead
The guys in the hood don't got no choice
When my mama kicks ass in her Lemmy voice
Cause latte macchiato is just for queers
She downs a whisky and a round of beers
She ain't no beauty with a microwave
And the best of all is she don't gotta shave
Cause she looks like Lemmy of Motorhead
Cause she looks just like Lemmy of Motorhead
Cause she looks like Lemmy of Motorhead
Cause she looks just like Lemmy of Motorhead
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