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Now every year about July
When summer time comes round
There's lots and lots of people
At the seaside to be found
Some play golf or tennis,
Others like to take a rest
But here s the kind of exercise
That I en-joy the best.

When I go swimin with the wimmin,
Ee I do have a real good time
Bobbing up and down in the water,
It comes just below my Mason Dixon line
To see the ladies do their ex-er-cises,
You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming
And when the girls stand up to sneeze
You can see their housemaids knees
If you go swimmin with the wimmin.

Now even when I am at home
And working day to day
I always do look forward
To my half day holiday
The people don't invite me out,
They know my half day's fixed
I go out to the baths that day
Be-cause the bathing's mixed.

And I go swimmin' with the wimmin'
And I do have a real good time
I go bobbing up and down in the water
With a pretty girl whose name is Ade-line.
You ought to see her latest bath-ing costume
It's nothing but a little bit of trimming
And what I took to be her face
Turned out to be a different place
When I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.

One day I went in with some of my re-lations
And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in
He came up gasping for his breath
And shouted "What a lovely death
To die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.'

Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin'
And I did feel a big soft thing
A woman went and fainted in the water
And where she disappeared it left a ring
So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on
And swam until my eyesight started dimming
And after fighting for my life
I found I'd gone and saved the wife
So I've chucked swimmin' with the wimmin'.

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