Kid #1: I was starving in the poorhouse Where they fed us twice a year And they tossed me out the day I asked for more King Richard: Aw.
Kid #1: And your dad brought me to your house And he gave me bread and beer Also everything you left here in your drawer! Galavant: Wait. What?
Kids: He was there! He was there! Kid #1: Gave me all your underwear Kids: With his sweet, loving care He was there! Galavant: Got to be kidding me.
Kid #2: I was carried off by slavers Where my parents died of pox And they sold me to be rendered into glue King Richard: Ew!
Kid #2: Then your dad did me two favors First he cleaned their freaking clocks Then he gave me all the gear he gave to you! Galavant: Hey, that's my favorite hat!
Kids: He was there! He was there! Kid #3: Random backflip in the air! Kids: Yeah!
Kid #4: So much more... Kid #5: Love to spare... Kid #6: Such a gem! Kid #7: Such a-- Galavant: Stop!
I was practically abandoned By that smug and selfish jerk It's like nothing that I did was quite enough King Richard: That's rough.
Galavant: First, his ego's out of hand And all he cares about is work And I can't believe he gave you all my stuff! Kid #8: What? Kid #5: No!
Kids: He was there! Galavant: Never there! Kids: He was-- Galavant: Never, ever there!
Kid #5 & Kid #8: Sweet and kind Galavant: Au contraire! Kid #9 & Kid #10: He's a saint! Galavant: Not a prayer!
Nasty and cold-hearted Such a pig, don't get me started
He's a schmuck! He's a schmo! He's the worst! I should know! He's my dad! He's a cad! ... He's right behind me. Isn't he?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.