Galavant: Way back in days of old, There was a legend told—
King Richard: Oh, do it for real.
Galavant: About a hero known as Gala—
Pirate King: Sorry to interrupt, it’s a very catchy tune and all that—
Pirate Jack: Yeah, it’s a real earworm.
Pirate Sam: Yeah, totally gets stuck in your head.
Pirate King: But there’s only so many times you can hear it. Don’t know if you noticed, but four pirates walked the plank last week. Middle of the ocean, just walked right off.
King Richard: So what are you saying?
Pirate King: What I’m saying is…
We're gonna have to kill ya if you sing the freakin' song Galavant: What? Pirate King: It didn't win an Emmy, now it's time to move along King Richard: But- Pirate King: Winter's not just coming Pirate Jack: Hell, it came Pirate Carl: And then it went Pirate King: Now it's back with this year's least expected big event!
King Richard: You mean? Pirate Sam: Arrgh!
Pirates: It's...a...new season for our hero and pals Pirate Jack: A new season and it's gonna be scorchin' Pirate Carl: Off on new sprees and new exotic locales Pirate King: With new guests who'll cost the network a fortune
King Richard: I'll go reclaim the castle I'm the rightful ruler of Galavant: I'll suffer through the hassle then go save my one true love
Pirates: It's a new season, so we won't be reprisin' that tune
Man: Way back in days of old There was a legend told Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Galavant Guard: Noooo!
Hortensian Army: It's a new season in Hortensia too Jester: A new season and it's totally bitchin' Gwynne: We've got new fleas in our new clothing Chef: It's true! And new cheese in our new cutting-edge kitchen
King of Valencia: We'll stay here with the princess 'til she weds her little cuz Queen of Valencia: Yes, we know it's incest, still, it's what our family does
Hortensian Group: It's a new season... Prince Harry: ...and my Izzy, why she's in her room
Isabella: I've tried so desperately to win my freedom Tried, yes, I've tried, dear god, I've tried Though as a feminist I don't quite need him
Where is my Galavant? Come find me, Galavant! When will our plot lines re-collide?
Madalena: It's a new season for our brand new regime Gareth: A new season here in sunny Valencia Madalena: With new treason to deliciously scheme Gareth: And new levels of psychotic dementia
Madalena: I'm putting every qualm aside to seize the kingdom's reigns Gareth: I'll commit some homicide and sing a few refrains
Sid: And this season maybe I'll get to squeeze in some...
Women: So in the weeks to come ignore the pageants that they'll hold Gareth: Skip the football matches... Jester: ...and the globes made out of gold Pirates: Screw all those apprentices... Women: ...and every bachelorette Valencian Group: Give into the miracle that no one thought we'd get!
Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: It's...a...new season though it's still not that long Hortensian Group: A new season with some slightly new shadings Valencian Group: There's still no reason why we bust into song Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: You'll know hell's freezing if we get decent ratings
Isabella: Join the royals... Jester: ...and the jester... Gwynne: ...and the servant... Chef: ...and the chef Madelena: The queen Gareth: ...the thug... Galavant: ...the hero... King Richard: ...and the hero's BFF.
Sid: And the whole entire season ends with armies from Valencia, Hortensia, and Richard's land in one ginormous battle to decide who's gonna be the one true king to rule the whole entire... Gareth: Way to blow it, you prat
Galavant + King Richard + Pirates: It's a new season so hang onto your sword Hortensian Group: A new season which you'll prob'ly record Valencian Group: A new season so get comfortable please and let's go!
All: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Galavant: See, now THAT was a number!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
