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Ask me how do I feel,
Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed tonight,
That's the way I just got to behave,
But if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!

Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Or if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".

[ Tell us how do you feel
From this chemistry lesson you’re learning,]
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bridge I'd be burning!

[Yes, we knew your moral would crack
From the wonderful way she looked,]
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!

[ Tell us how do you feel
Tell us now that you're fondly caressing,]
Tell if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!

Or if I were a season,
I'd surely be Spring,
Or if I were a bell,
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
[Or if you were a season,
You'd surely be Spring,
But what would happen if you were a fire]
I would cling [ or if you were a bird ]
Doo-be-doo [if you were a phone ] ding-a-ling
[ And if you were a bell would you ring ?]
Yes, yes, if I were a bell,
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding!".

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