You hate picking me up when im drunk I get a dirty look and you dont ask if i had fun You never have an extra cord for me to charge my phone And god for bid I need a Mc Rib on my way home Why cant you be like my Uber driver He aint got nothin to say about my all nighters He dont mind if i ugly cry Or if all my friends need a ride Yea why cant you be like my Uber driver Well I can get revengeicle, political, critical of how he drives And he'll still wanna hear my life story one more time Hes always right where he says hes gonna be And hell if you could do that id let you start chargin me Why cant you be like my Uber driver He aint got nothin to say about my all nighters He dont act like he wants to choke me When I sing backseat karaoke Yea why cant you be like my Uber driver And when im running late He says "thats fine, thats ok" Why cant you be Oh why cant you be Yea why cant you be like my Uber driverTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
