You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, If you mess with Mr. Booze. Don't mess with Mr. Booze x2 Don't mess with Mr. B-O-O-Z-E
If you been so stiff they thought you die You'll feel better once you've testified, (Testify, Testify)
Who's to blame? (Who's to blame). What's his name, we know his name His name is Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze Mr. B-Double-O-Z-E Don't ever choose Any game you play with him, you'll lose, So don't mess with Mr. Booze.
If your head feels like it's two miles wide (Two miles wide) You'll feel better once you've testified (Testify, Testify)
< - I wanna testify, I wanna testify - Well come forward dear brother and testify! - I used to be a soda pop guy. Then I switched to the bottle. Now I don't leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever. You name a movie, I've seen it - Meet Dave - Seen it - The Eiger Sanction - Seen it - Donovan's Reef - Seen it - License to Drive ! - Definitely seen it
That's a shame? (What's a shame) Who's to blame for Corey Haim? His name is Mr. Booze Mr. Booze Mr. B-Double-O-Z-E you must refuse You'll make the obituary news If you mess with Mr. Booze
If you've been so stiff they'd thought you died You'll feel better once you've testified (Testify, Testify)
< This man wants to testify - Very well my brother, let us lead him on the path of righteousness - This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of drinking he can only speak in short, choppy utterances. Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were he'd say Leonard Bernstein, Johan Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed Who's your favourite musican Ollie ? - Cher! - He doesn't even like Cher
Now alcohol makes a big man small And can lead to a life a crime Demon run makes a gent a bum And cash in before your time Bootleg gin puts you in a spin Till you don't even know your name You're a basket case flat on your face And there's only one guy to blame
Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze, Mr. B-double-O-Z-E, don't ever choose You will wind up wearing tattered shoes If you mess with Mr. Booze
Don't mess with Mr. Booze Don't mess with Mr. Booze Don't mess with Mr. Booze
Don't mess with B-Double-O-Z-E 'Cause that spells booze And your gonna lose with Mr. Booze Don't mess around with Mr. Booze
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