I don't want to ... I spotted Miss World too good to be true But the club was pretty dark and I'd had quite a few I staggered to her table sippin' my brew But just as I get there she goes to the loo (what?) Impatient bastard, now what do I do And then I cop her friend and she's alright too Her arse in good shape, above average boat I ask her name, she sticks her tounge down my throat Now I ain't one to gloat or boast but take note Twenty minutes gone and she's gettin' her coat So I down my beer, my boys start to cheer (hey) Grin across my face runs from ear to ear She gives me the look and I mean the look Was it love at first sight man or summat she took? A stagger in my step like a crook then I think The girl looks shook she's had too much to drink I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink But I don't get a chance 'cos she gives me a wink So I travel to hers in an illegal cab Plus I know shes a student her house is drab In my head I'm laughin', I've put the graft in Stereo's playin' some timeless Marvin The lights dim down and the clothes come off But I pass out 'cos the pillows too soft
I don't want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no) I don't want to make love I don't want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no) I don't want to make love
I'm up the next mornin' but where the hell's this? I'm trapped in a girly, purple abyss It's proving costly, she took me hostage First things first man where's the Frosties? I slowly tip-toe toward the door But she grabs my left arm like I've broken the law (what?) Now who'm I kiddin', I ain't no guest But she's playin' like she got me under house arrest She starts with a speech about how shes feeling Im more intrigued by her lilac ceiling Antyime now there's a question pending She wants to confirm a romantic ending Why do they charm you with hocus pocus? I gotta get home for the football focus To dodge small talk I admit defeat Er ..How are you for dinner love, Tuesday week?
I don't want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no) I don't want to make love I don't want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no) I don't want to make love
As we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cab But I made her see sense with the gift of the gab A cabs twenty quid, and thats money for us Plus it's 1 nugget each on the two twenty bus There's one little issue that we gotta address I got just enough cash for a Pizza Express Even though she wants Thai chilla beef with mango (huh?) I'd be content with some wings from Nandos We get to Express but before we can order She starts with the tirade that I never call her I say i'm tryin to keep my phone bill smaller Try and change the subject, 'have you got taller?' 'Don't give me that, thats a load of tosh' She says words like that shes a little bit posh 'Look all I want now, is a call at lunches' And she keeps rantin the waiter approaches 'Be honest, do ya want this to work or not' 'Er ... Doughballs please and an American Hot' 'I'm talking geezer, I want to know please' 'She'll have a ceaser with no anchovies And two paronies', he makes a note I look back at her and shes gettin her coat She heads for the door like a spoiled adult More food for me eh? What a result
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