JAKE: Who’s the world’s most reliable human being Who’s the one folks call for help with everything Who’s the one man you can count on when your life is at stake It’s good old reliable Jake
Who can help you when you’ve lost your keys Or when you need double bypass surgery Who can be your partner in the two-man luge And can sneak a dead hooker out your hotel room
Who’s every senior citizen’s favourite mime And who can pass Courvoisier like Busta Rhymes Who was the inspiration for the Shamrock Shake It’s good old reliable Jake
Who invented the formula for Krazy Glue And who nailed all the chicks on The View Who was the last man to walk on the moon And who won the fourth Oscar for directing Platoon
Who’s the point guard for the Memphis Grizzles And who coined the phrase “fo’ shizzle my nizzle” It was me, can’t you see? I ain’t no fake I’m good old reliable Jake
Do you believe I can get you down the path?
ANNIE: I believe!
JAKE: Do you believe I can get you to the cabin?
ANNIE: I believe!
JAKE: If you need a guy to get you through them woods And I knows that trail and I knows it good You can trust in me, there’s no mistake I’m good old reliable Jake You can trust in me, there’s no mistake I’m good old reliable JakeTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
