[Intro] Yo...Dre Man..Make my vocals sound sexy Come on man, come on man, okaaaay
[Hook] It feels so wrong cause it feels so right But its all right, its ok with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm Taking My Ball and going home, home
[Verse 1: Eminem] I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now lets cuddle Blood curdlin', your gurglin' on your blood, what'll I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' won-der-ful I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids butthole Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador Of the valentines day massacre Slash assassin, I slash her in the ass with a Icicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while I Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her In my spiderman mask man, just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on God damn man, are you that much of an asshole?
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[Verse 2: Eminem] I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie They call me the fruit loop from jupiter I'm tryna to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvula You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studia Now who do ya think is more fruitier Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya Eye shadow and man it looked nice, you should've seen it mother I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's Jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
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[Verse 3: Eminem] Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human? Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM! And assumin' the fact that that dudes in the back room Usin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoon Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her para sailin' Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk? Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name
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Fine nobody wants to play with me Fuck you then bitch! You guys are always mean to me anyways All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are gonna make me...make me sad I'm sad I'm gonna cry...I'm crying I'm going' tell my mom....momTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
