[Verse 1] I bust in, devilish grin, disgusting Asshole, freckled cheeks and a butt chin Calling all party animals, get on the floor When I pop up on some whack a mole shit In search of a chick who stacked them so thick And implants are so big She can hang me up on that rack, big ol' tits Like Ann Nicole Smith Bodies bananas and sass to go wit' I spot you at first glance and go, "shit" You wearin' those pants that don't fit That part won't ever give up That's why you stick it out no matter what 'Cause you got an ass that won't wit' So, get on the horn, my saxophone Grab hold of my instrument, get a grasp, and blow You just laugh and go heehee 'Cause you're just as nasty so that's appropriate That's why
[Chorus] I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me) I said I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me)
[Post-Chorus] You know, I'm wearin' a new shirt tonight too, yo With me on it
[Verse 2] I'm lookin' at your type real like a sightseer Your botty is heavy duty, like diarrhea The plan's to bring you to my house You're drinkin' Jack and Bean I'm thinking soon as trampolines so we should bounce But you're out of your two-top if you're thinking that 'mi casa es su casa' Yeah, you're a cute fox Perfect ten so back that up like a moonwalk Girl, you're smoking like Snoop Dogg But you most be tokin if you think you're taking over my quarters There goes the diamonds and the jukebox Two shots, a blue hypnotic and soon I'll Turn this brooha to a barroom brawl So hit smash on the break like the cue ball Turn the volume all the way up on your boombox And excuse the locker room talk, I'm just too raw But apparently, so are you, ma 'Cause you just kicked me in the balls and told me to screw off And that's why
[Chorus] I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me) I said I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me)
[Bridge] Can I take you home, where we can be alone Shawty, you the shit Girl, I ordered you to sit I know you're probably feeling me more than you admit Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink From the bottom to the top, floor to ceiling You ain't run of the mill, you're one in a million 'Cause real tits are still fun But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones
[Verse 3] So come and spend the night with the guy most terrified of But tonight, curiosity overrides ya Besides ya (I love) Like a stunter pistol Crystal and slides huns, tonight I'm your pie love 'Cause you should be up in the sky, girl, you're so fucking fly You belong in the mile high club So come on baby, the nights young Don't string me along, I'm high-strung We might bring it up, [?]try for Cy Young Fuckin' for, we get to the house, screwin' our brains out Like changing a lightbulb That's why I like ya, 'cause I'm crazy just like ya Now everytime I get brain, you screw mine up I barely can think straight, your head game is a mindfuck So ready, set, aim, and fire Yes babe, I'm fallin' in likeness kinda But I love
[Chorus] I love you, 'cause you're like me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me) I said I love you, 'cause you're like me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.