Step right up! We bring to you the finest entertainment, And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality indulge in abnormality Step right up, we’ve something here for everyone’s enjoyment I do this as a gift, not for employment. A portrait of insanity Approached with pure humanity.
Come see our girls! Crazy Girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride! Those Girls! Crazy Girls! They’re hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal! Tickets cheap! It’s a crime! And they’re half price after 4 o’clock so toss us a dime to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time! Come see the girls, girls, girls!
Some of them are really quite attractive as you’ll see And some are truly hideous, i’m sure that you’ll agree While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me But you mustn’t let them fool you! Just one more rule: You shouldn't look that one too long in the eye. That one - let’s just keep walking by! these ain't no ordinary girls And we’ve a steady supply So grab another cup of tea And follow me!
To see the girls! Crazy Girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride! Those Girls! Crazy Girls! They’re hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal! Tickets cheap. It’s a crime! And they’re half price after 4 O’clock, so toss us a dime to see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time! Comes see the girls, girls, girls!
EA: Now has anybody any clever questions for your guide? For a penny more, go on and ask - we’ve nothing here to hide.
Quiet down. You, sir.
BC: If insanity’s primarily a femininish malady - and no one’s doubting that for it’s a scientific fact! - then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics? Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?!
EA: It’s all to do with reproductive organs, which are naturally unstable in a dame. You see, from lunar, we have lunacy, and lunatic, and loony. And they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moon.
Cpt.M: I have a question! Has any patient ever been released? Would you send her home if her bizzare behavior would decrease?
EA: For the good of our society, they aren’t to reproduce, So while they may pretend propriety, We’ll never let them loose!
Come see the girls! Crazy girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride! Those girls! Crazy girls! They’re hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal! Tickets cheap! It’s a crime! And they’re half price after 4 o’clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time!
Come see the girls, girls, girls!
EA: Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon them! This is the real thing, my friend, guaranteed one hundred percent authentic mentally ill! Accept no imitations. For a little extra on the side, we can arrange for a slightly more… “intimate” encounter, wink wink! For a tuppence. Just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates. We've got pills for depression, obssesion, agression, possession, indiscretion! There’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays!
VV: How big is a lady’s brain?
EA: It’s really very, very small; a simple thought is quite a strain.
Cpt.M & BC: This seems, just a bit, inhumane.
EA: That`s just a simple little shock; it doesn’t cause them any pain.
You see - they’re really more like animals than people. Which has been proven haven't any souls at all. The only bits that aren’t inferior Are the bosom and posterior And these are only useful In a seedy music hall!
They won’t bite! Well, they might. I say, this one does look hungry tonight. So get your picture with an inmate, but be sure she’s locked up tight!
They’re practically wild, sir. Protect your child, sir!
They don’t recall the taste of freedom They’re just happy if we feed ‘em So point and laugh, it isn’t bad! They oughtn't mind because they’re mad. If you haven’t got a dime, toss us your pearls! And you’re welcome to enjoy our
GIRLS!
Crazy girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride! Those girls! Crazy girls! We’re hot! (They’re hot) We’re nuts! (They’re nuts) We’re suicidal! (They’re suicidal) Tickets cheap! It’s a crime! And they’re half price after 4 o’clock, so toss us a dime! To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time!
I’ve got a lot more words to say, But I just can’t make them rhyme!
So ladies let this be a lesson to you, Keep your hair uncut, Your corsets tight, Your morals high, Your knitting neat, Your yappers shut!
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