Jersey Shore, last May Checking out the hotties, drinking Stellas all day We were tipsy, well, we were drunk So when that kid shot that beach ball and nailed you in your junk You got pissed, you crossed the line Took one more swig and muttered vengeance is mine Looked at the boy and said “Here’s the deal, You’re a little fucker, and Santa isn’t real!”
Later on we bought twenty packs of fun dip and fed them to some birds Then we waited two more hours till they pooped out rainbow coloured turds Which looked awesome by the way That was a pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day
My sister’s wedding, drunk again Rating all my cousins on a scale from one to ten I mean, you guys were rating, I was not Even though my second cousin Becky’s kind of hot Anyway, that’s not the point Remember how we found the fattest chick in the joint? We double-dared you to touch her tit But then you took her home Buddy, way to commit
Later on you sobered up and asked if you’ve been super shady We forgave your lack of taste I mean, how often do you sleep with the Snapple lady? Dude, I knew you weren’t gay That was a pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day
What happened to that guy? We haven’t seen him since like ninety nine (Did you?) It’s like he disappeared Dude, what happened to you? Your girlfriend sucks (Your girlfriend sucks) Your girlfriend sucks (She really sucks) The day that you met Rachel was the beginning of the end It’s so not cool (It’s so not cool) You’re such a tool (Don’t be a tool) Don’t you miss being our friend?
Hung out with Rachel, it was fine We ordered shots, you ordered wine Talked about movies starring Meryl Streep And kicked each other under the table so we wouldn’t fall asleep You two were talking, so unaware That we were silent, that we were there And you looked happy, you kissed her hand OK, you love her, we understand
But just in case you find some time We’re goin’ back to the Jersey Shore And maybe for one afternoon It’ll be us three like it was before Just consider it, OK? That would be a pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day A pretty sweet day!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
