FEMALE 1 There was nothing to do on a Friday night No one was calling my phone The prospect of plans seemed out of sight And I sat in my room all alone So I booted up my computer And I bought a new sweater online But while browsing J-Crew A loneliness grew And soon I was desperate to find
Something to pick up my mood just a bit That’s when it happened, that’s when I got hooked On the internet site I can’t seem to quit That’s when I joined... The Facebook
MALE 2 Whenever I feel lousy
FEMALE 2 Whenever life’s a bore
MALE 1 I count my friends in order I’ve got...
ALL Five hundred and four
FEMALE 1 I search the kids from high school From my vast array of friends
MALE 1 You can tell if they are smart or not By the schools they now attend
MALE 2 I post up on my profile All my latest greatest news
FEMALE 1 I know to never search for folks With the wrong political views
FEMALE 2 You can read my posted quotes My favorite artists and their tunes
MALE 1 If you’re not on the Facebook I suggest you join it soon
ALL Please be my friend on the Facebook Click accept, I’ll add your name to my list You need me to be your friend on the Facebook If you refuse, I’ll forget that you exist Help me feel alive Be friend five hundred and five Ooo
FEMALE 1 If you want to talk and gossip
FEMALE 2 And you always need the scoop
BOTH FEMALES You can share your dirty secrets With a private member group
FEMALE 2 You can always change your picture From a hot one to a joke
MALE 1 And if your photo’s sexy Then I might give you a poke
FEMALE 1 Yes!
ALL Please be my friend on the Facebook And I’ll be looking at you when you don’t even know You need me to be your friend on the Facebook You’ll never be really cool if you say no To socially survive Be friend five hundred and five Ooo
MALE 1 Whenever I get horny And I wanna find a girl I never just click search I’m clicking global for the world
MALE 2 When I see a girl I like I shoot right from the hip I send I note to see If she wants to be In an open relationship
ALL Please be my friend on the Facebook Though I don’t like you, we’ll pretend that we’re close You need me to be your friend on the Facebook Life is about whoever collects the most Friends to make you thrive Be friend five hundred and five
When everyone is in on it You need to take a look
MALE 1 Be a friend
MALE 2 Be my friend
FEMALE 1 My special friend
FEMALE 2 My fakest friend
ALL On the Facebook FacebookTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
