[Verse 1] First of all, I'm tired of the stupid YouTube rap Im'a show you how to do this shit, minus all the crap I'm not the fire, I'm the match; I'm the one to start the shit I'll burn you to the ground and extinguish you with piss Fuck the Sidemen, I can't stand them Literally a bitch made group, I don't rate them Shit version of VanossGaming, I just hate them Now it's time for me to cause a little bit of mayhem
[Verse 2] about Ethan (yt: Behzinga) That Augustus Gloop sidekick (known as Ethan) A wannabe Nick Crompton but sucks more dick He has a girlfriend too? Well played But if he can get a girl (then anyone can get laid) He's a fat shit too, been years since he's seen his dick He reminds me of Precious; not black, more thick You're proof that the smallest bitches make the most noise But your pockets are the thinnest out the Sidemen boys
[Verse 3] about Vikk (yt: Vikkstar123) Then there's Vikk, with his Minecraft pick dick Left his bitch to fuck those Minecraft square pigs His eyebrows look like pubes, two slugs sliding off his face You're not a doctor, you are your parents' disgrace
[Verse 4] about Simon (yt: Miniminter) Simon, you slender looking shit We fucked the same girl, you got my sloppy seconds, bitch I hope you bag and tag that bitch and fester in her shit While you DM to her phone, I was piping her with dick Stupid prick, starting beef with me You'll regret that, just like vasectomy So your master's gone, so you think to try to step to me? Send another tweet and get an arrow to the knee You white haired twat, you're a pussycat You're scared of beef, you run em over like Chief Keef (what?) You're a runt, you're just a white-haired mother fucker If you try to step to me, I'll slip inside your mother
[Verse 5] about Tobi (yt: TBJZL) Then there's Tobi, the black Pinocchio A nose so big it goes from here to Tokyo We fucked the same girl too, she said your dick is crude Captain Hook's cock, she said she'd rather curl one out to I mean, a black man with a tiny dick? That's like a black man who takes white shits That's like a black man who doesn't like white chicks You are a black man who only sucks white dick
[Verse 6] about Josh (yt: Zerkaa) Josh, I'll help you on the lowdown I'll punch your teeth out, I'll make you look like Danny Brown You won't struggle when you go down on Freya Gum punch that bitch till she's screaming (oh yeah)
[Verse 7] about Harry (yt: W2S) But then there's Harry, we know your girl's a cover up We know you actually just want that dick up (your backhole)
[Verse 8] But the Sidemen, you can't step to me I buy your merch just to clean my Lamborghini Damn straight, join Tank Fuck the Sidemen, my dick's big Fuck you, bitchTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
