JEFF: Yo yo hey man ain't you guys um Plug One? Plug Two? Potholes in my Lawn? You're those weird guys De La Soul right? DOVE: Yeah what's up little man how you feeling I'm Dove how you feeling. POS: Yo what's up man my name is Pos. MASE: What's up I'm Mase. Yo shorty what's your name? JEFF: Oh my name? Jeff. You guys are walking? Now rappers ain't supposed to walk. POS: Sorry little man, but you know... JEFF: Jeff. I told you, my name is Jeff. If you guys are rappers, where's your dukey gold chains? Y'all don't have no dukey gold chains. MASE: We don't wear gold chains, we'd rather spend our money on more important things like, women, necessities... DE LA SOUL: And video games! JEFF: Y'all are crazy. No chains, dag. Okay, where's your BMW? You're not supposed to walk. Where's your jeeps, your Maximas? DOVE: Maximas? Yo, Maxin' would break my flow. And with the cause of gas, Jeff man, I'd rather take the transit that's mass. JEFF: What you say? You are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don't you know you can't be def if you don't have no gold? Or a car, man? What's up? MASE: Who told you that? JEFF: Everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes... MASE: Wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, you're buggin'. Do you like Plug Tunin' and Potholes? JEFF: Yeah that song's def. POS: But we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride BMW's and Maxes or Jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? Wait a minute. Did I say 'def'? DE LA SOUL: Rrrr-RRAH! JEFF: What? POS: Nothing, nothing. It's just that we don't deal with all that materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and supply our listeners, understand my man? JEFF: Where's your beepers? Why don't you have beepers? Everybody wears beepers. You have to have beepers to look down. MASE: AAAUUGHHH! Little man is brainwashed indeed! DOVE: Nah, nah. Beepers are the least of status situators, man. Plus I find them ugly as parking tickets. JEFF: You guys talk funny. POS: Well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow A to Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy. JEFF: Yeah you homeboys are really bugged. POS: Wait a minute. Did he say... MASE: Bugged? DE LA SOUL: Rrrr-RRAH! JEFF: So no car, no beepers, no gold. That's weak man, that's weak. DOVE: Jesus, did he say 'weak?' Jesus, they never learn. POS: Foolish mind, have I, have I. MASE: Actin' like that lady! DE LA SOUL: That lady! POS: Peace, my brother...Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
