When I was a little kid I was kinda small A bit bigger than a grasshopper Maybe two feet tall So when I had to use the john I'd get up with a hop Plant my feet upon the toilet seat And I'd squat on top
This usually worked just fine But one day I ate some spicy curry And to get on that toilet I was in a hurry I jumped onto the toilet Things were coming along just swell But then -- oops -- I lost my balance And suddenly I fell
Don't fall into the toilet It's not where you want to be Don't fall into the toilet When it is filled with pee Don't fall into the toilet Whatever else you do Don't fall into the toilet When it's full of poo
Well I like to play in water Oh yes for goodness' sake The ocean or a river A hot tub or a lake But if you want to take a swim I'd try hard to avoid Swimming in the water Where your poop has been deployed
Don't fall into the toilet It's not where you want to be Don't fall into the toilet When it is filled with pee Don't fall into the toilet Whatever else you do Don't fall into the toilet When it's full of poo
Well if you like to splash around Then you and I agree You can splash inside the bath tub Or in the deep blue sea One important rule Don't go splashing in the same place You deposited your stool
Don't fall into the toilet It's not where you want to be Don't fall into the toilet When it is filled with pee Don't fall into the toilet Whatever else you do Don't fall into the toilet When it's full of pooTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
