[D-Sisive] If Kanye, strutted on stage Suited like Chaplain, in a plague mask You'd applaud artsome; the Louis Vuitton Don so beyond his grandfather clock, so avant garde huh? If Ivory Grand, dropped a jam about the clothes in his laundry hamper and shot a video in a laundromat he'd have teen girls tossin they dirty spandex at him If Snoop Dogg spit 'West Coast' verbatim Every top 40 radio station would play it And every socialite on California sands would start dancin to the Schwartzman sample If Jay-Z sampled a Daniel Johnston tune You'd download Daniel's catalogue of music Don't, try to deny it, it's probably true Cause whatever Jigga say you gon' follow, dude If Akon sang on 'Brian Wilson' I would've got the whole world to listen Co-sign will change your whole life, so absurd I would have won the fuckin Juno I deserved ... OOPS~! If Asher Roth, slapped his palms against the caps of his knees and rapped for free Wait, on second thought, it would change nothin The same shit different country, fuck it If Gucci Mane wore a took and glasses and paid more attention to his music than fashion Kids would dress for winter And rock rims with prescription lens in them IF!! Eminem dropped Mathers, and went 'Jonestown' the concept would blow and send fans racin to newspaper stands to see his Rolling Stone cover with the Kool-Aid Man If Rick Ross, released 'Ken Park' Puffy would put up the ducats and pay Harmony Corinne to direct a, video with hobos on heroin Midgets on a merry-go-round, bet you would air it then If 50 Cent wrote 'Boom Baba Boom' The second verse would be on every blog dispute An emcee shit talkin Big and 'Pac? No way Yet every rapper thinks they clever when they shit on Cobain If Lil Wayne, 'Let the Children Die' over a million children alive would line up at midnight with signs at Best Buy to buy the record Pitchfork rated a 9 - right?! If Jay Electronica, Jay Elec-KAN-ica wrote 'Nobody With a Notepad' You'd go mental over every reference, from Bon Jovi to R. Crumb From Hussein Folk to John Lennon If T.I. quoted Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note Both you and I know Spin would praise the brillaince of Cliff Harris But nobody gives a shit when Derek from Canada does all of the above, at a quality above not all of the above, but all of the above but four give or take, dependin on production While y'all tend to rate, dependin on the country an emcee resides in, and if I resided in the states I'd be signed and paid We all can't be co-signed by Jay, Wayne or Dre to Wayne Brady choke suffocate the game I wish I could change somethin to be just like them To make the whole world love me, just like them But, if I change, I'll be just like them And I would no longer be...Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
