We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Ethan] Bleached hair, fair skin Makes the lady swoon
We're just blonde boys Doing what blonde boys do [Tommy] Chillin' out, maxin' Relaxin' all cool!
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Jerome] Catch me in the tub A quarter half-passed two
[Tommy] I'm Tommy [Ethan] I'm Ethan [Jerome] And I'm Jerome Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boy zone!
[Ethan] What's up? I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen Slaying all these women With my massive peen I've got a couple of hobbies Besides being blonde Like performing for the boys With my ribbon baton I drink lots of soda And hang out at the mall I used to skateboard But I knocked out a ball All I need in life Is my boys and my tub Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bub You might also like Castles Crumbling (Taylor's Version) [From The Vault] Taylor Swift MATHEMATICAL DISRESPECT Lil Mabu Born in the U.S.A. Bruce Springsteen [Verse 2: Tommy] Hey-o I'm Tommy And I'm 19 I like to lift weights And wear sunscreen SPF 100? I hope it's in stock 'Cause I rub it on my nips And the bell-end of my cock The public, the media They're on our side With skin so white We got nothing to hide TV, and movies, they're made for us This lack of pigment is a major plus
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Ethan] Jerome almost let me Have a sip of his brew
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Tommy] We're boilin' in the juh Cooking like a stew We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Jerome] Here, we're chillin' in the tub and Thank God they're nude!
[Tommy] I'm Tommy [Ethan] I'm Ethan [Jerome] And I'm Jerome Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boy zone!
[Jerome] Howdy, I'm Jerome and I'm 37 I've been blessed with These sweet blonde boys from heaven Uhh... Bought me and the boys Some blonde hair dye Now we get the ladies wet Like a slip n' slide When I was their age I didn't have many friends But these sweet moist boys Keep me up on the trends They like to call me "Dad" But I say no! Can't they see who I am? I'm just another blonde bro [Bridge: Ethan] Sun-kissed hair Like a can of soda, exploded And coated my head in goldin' Like molten lava flowin' The blonde beauty is growin' LeBron's envy is showin' Because his girlfriend's the one That I'm blowing Hair like bananas And we're hot as the sun Sittin' in the tub, man, I'm hard as a gun Girls like blonde hair And they like my dick So I dyed my pubes blonde so I can get Some dick I mean suck my-- I meant get my dick sucked--
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Tommy] I've got the complexion Of an albino baboon
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Ethan] To clarify earlier in the song I didn't mean to say "get dick" I meant talking about a girl--
We're just blonde boys Doin' what blonde boys do [Jerome] I'm much older than the others But I'm part of the crew
[Tommy] I'm Tommy [Ethan] I'm Ethan [Jerome] And I'm Jerome Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boy zone!
[Tommy & Ethan] As the hot one of the bunch I tend to stay erect If you're thinking 3-inches Then you're thinking correct I have the thickest yogurt slinger Of our bleached blonde dongs Enough about your cob, man Get back to the song We're splishin', we're splashin' Just frickin' around We're the raddest! Baddest! Blonde hunks in town I'm like a muscular boy But I'm a bit more chub But as long as I'm blonde I'm still in the club
Blonde boys rule the world Blonde boys get the girls Blonde boys call the shots
[Jerome] Ya know OJ was uhh, was innocent [Ethan] Wait, what?
Blonde boys pay the bills Blonde boys live the thrills Blonde boys make the bank
[Tommy] You know, you guys, I agree The glove didn't fit, there's no way he could have done it
Blonde boys rock the stage Blonde boys love the Cage Blonde boys love the tub
[Ethan] M-my dad said the Jews Staged the moon landing?
Blonde boys lift the weights Blonde boys go on dates Blonde boys run the town
[Jerome] Come on, boys. Let's uhh... let's get our prune on, down in the tub [Ethan] Well, I was actually gonna ask you about that See, my dad's got ghost club in the woods tonight, so there's no sheets on my bed, and I was wondering if I could maybe stay with you? [Jerome] Well of course, you can, Ethan! Tommy, you wanna join? [Tommy] Haha, yesTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
