[Verse 1 - JOSH AND GREG] I banged you here I nailed you there And on this couch And on this chair In the doorway... The hallway... On every stair
[Chorus - BOTH] We tapped that ass all over this house
[Verse 2 - JOSH AND GREG] Sometimes him, sometimes me Though never simultaneously But one of us was hittin' it, usually
[Chorus - BOTH] We tapped that ass all over this house
[Verse 3 - BOTH, JOSH GREG] You'll never escape us 'Cause we live in your head Just two swell dudes that you screwed Here... And here... And there... And here... And even occasionally in your bed [JOSH, spoken]: That bed is really uncomfortable [GREG, spoken]: Right? It's like a prison cot
[Verse 3 - BOTH, JOSH GREG] On the stove... Over the sink... And sort of in the fridge one time I think And then we hit the back patio That's where we hit your back pati-OH!
[Chorus - BOTH] We tapped that ass all over this house
[Verse 4 - BOTH, JOSH, GREG] How many times did we tap that behind? Well, let's estimate On an average day, I would have to say Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8! What? Too cheeky?
[Bridge - JOSH, GREG] Hey, does this ring a bell? A little to the left... Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right... Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left... Right there, right there Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!
[GREG, spoken]: Barkeep, what's on tap? [REBECCA, spoken]: It's me. And my ass [GREG, spoken]: Ooh, sounds refreshing!
[Verse 5 - JOSH, GREG] On the table you were willing and able On the ottoman you took a lotta man And on the safe in the closet I made a deposit [XANDER]: I also tapped that ass all over this house!
[Pre-Chorus - JOSH, GREG] Let's wrap this up with a big finish! But where should we finish? [REBECCA, spoken]: Please not on my chest... No, you'll scratch it!
[Verse 6 - JOSH, GREG] On the accent wall On the bathroom floor You didn't care where You just wanted more
[Chorus - BOTH] How much more tappin' could one ass endure? We tapped that ass (tapped that ass) We tapped that ass (tapped that ass) We tapped that ass all over this house!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
