When the moment's come to start anew Set yourself free and finally do The things in life that you are destined for The first step is the hardest part But that doesn't mean you shouldn't start Take the leap and get right to it Here's exactly how you do it:
You step out the door Then back through the door Sit on the floor and stare at the floor Rock yourself until you feel okay
And carpe diem, carpe don't 'em Time to grab life by the scrotum But first, let's read some facts about stingrays And then it's time to seize the day!
I wonder if the fridge needs cleaning I haven't cleaned the fridge for a while I'd hate to leave with a dirty fridge Did I get it all? No, there's a smidge Maybe I should get a new fridge online Nope, never mind, now it's time to fly
Now I'll sit right here on my couch Research fridges, I'm no slouch It's getting dark, the time just got away
I could still go out, it's not too late But first I need to masturbate To some porn, preferably male and gay And then it's time to seize the day
Hey, Brad, what are you doing in this locker room?
Showering again. What are you doing here, Thad?
I play football here with you, remember?
Yeah, I remember. Everyone get out. I gotta talk to Thad
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Okay, now I'm ready to go They're delivering my new fridge, though Where's that fridge? I can't wait around all day I have to go out and make my big foray Here I am, standing at the doorway It's finally time to seize the day (But first, more porn!)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
