[REBECCA] What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men It's like she's a Barbie with two perfect Kens But wait, it just occurred to me Maybe I can solve this with geometry Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle So professors, teach me the math of love triangles Yay, time for book facts!
[TEACHERS] A triangle is a polygon With three edges and three vertices Take the base times the height, cut that in half To find the area of the surfaces
[REBECCA] Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see The center of the triangle is little ol' me
The math of love triangles Isn't hard to learn
[TEACHERS] You're not taking in what we're saying We're a little bit concerned
[REBECCA] Yes, the math of love triangles Is as simple as can be Whichever Tom or Dick I might pick The center of the triangle is little ol' me
[TEACHERS] Actually a triangle has multiple centers
This triangle's scalene
[REBECCA] That's astute So I need to decide which man's more a-cute
[TEACHERS] Here's Pythagoras' Theorem
[REBECCA] Will this help me choose If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose
[TEACHERS] Let's take a look at what this line bisects
[REBECCA] Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X?
[TEACHERS] Those are good puns but please pay attention
[REBECCA] Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension? Whee, a swing! It's literal suspension!
The math of love triangles Isn't hard to learn
[TEACHERS] We're starting to suspect You don't sincerely want to know about triangles
[REBECCA] Yes, the math of love triangles Is as simple as can be I need to choose between men, but until then The center of the triangle is little ol' me
Is this a triangle?
[TEACHERS] No, that's a shoe
[REBECCA] Is this a triangle?
[TEACHERS] No, that's you
[REBECCA] So I'm a triangle?
[TEACHERS] What? No
[REBECCA] One, two, three, six, eight, three, go!
[MATT] You don't seem to know how to count
[SCOTT] We are sincerely worried about you
[REBECCA] Catch me!
[JEFF] You're ruining the number!
[TEACHERS] This angle's right
[REBECCA] Which angle's right?
[TEACHERS] No, not right like correct
[REBECCA] Ooh, are you erect?
[TEACHERS] No, 90 degrees
[REBECCA] That's really erect!
The math of love triangles Is super duper fun
[TEACHERS] We're tired of all your tangents That's also a triangle pun
[REBECCA] Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math! You all deserve a kiss
[TEACHERS] Lady, we're all gay We get nothing out of this
[REBECCA] Neither man will notice My learning disability 'Cause the center of the triangle Is little, old, sexy little baby meTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
