[AUDRA:] All of our lives you were toxic Obnoxious Now though, you've brought me from nauseous to naches I'm proud of you, Bunch You're a grown-up, you got this Kol hakavod, you're a goddess
[REBECCA:] Me?! But you're so responsible Career's on sizzle Husband, ditto Three great kiddos You've got competence, class Plus a skinny-ass waist And a toned-ass ass
[AUDRA:] Well, you've got a free spirit, which I see and commend So, like 2 Chainz without the "NZ" at the end I wish you double chai For following the tug Of your heart behind you 36 triple-D jugs
[REBECCA:] Wow, what a boost for my confidence!
[AUDRA:] Yeah, I mean, I gotta give it up I'm pretty good at giving compliments
[REBECCA:] Nice bubble, Bubbeleh, I really hate to pop it But nobody's got a plaudit any hotter than I drop it
[AUDRA & REBECCA:] This is...
[AUDRA:] A JAP praise fight
[AUDRA & REBECCA:] Half affirmation
[REBECCA:] Half cage fight
[AUDRA & REBECCA:] Killing you with kindness
[AUDRA:] Yeah, you're dang right
[AUDRA & REBECCA:] It's a head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off
[REBECCA:] You know what? Let's squash it, you're awesome
[AUDRA:] Seconded! Same! Rebecca-wise, my game recognize game
[REBECCA:] Thanks, I appreciate that
[AUDRA:] Yeah, I mean, there's a reason I'm called "Esteem queen Levine"
[REBECCA:] Can it with the accolades-slash-shade-catapulting You are the one who is great at adulting All you hard work, ultimately resulting in triumph
[AUDRA:] Damn, that's some sneaky insulting Skip the emotional judo I am the B. Knowles-Carter of kudos
[REBECCA:] I'm the Lebron James of acclaim
[AUDRA:] Then you might as well call me the Michelle of the kvell
[REBECCA:] Go to hell!
[AUDRA & REBECCA:] This is...
[AUDRA:] A JAO cheer scrimmage
[AUDRA & REBECCA:] Like a rap battle
[REBECCA:] But the mirror image
[AUDRA & REBECCA:] Both of us'll feel great
[AUDRA:] When we're finished
[REBECCA:] Giving a dope-slap of dap to this JAP...
Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a term that, on one hand, does reinforce negative, negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, on the other hand, is a term that we want to reclaim and own. Also, should acknowledge that me saying "dap to this jap" is appropriative and a little problematic, if we're being honest.
This is touchy stuff and it's pretty complicated But I noticed the dynamic and I thought that I should name it Just like I hated you, but now I kinda like you This song's another thing I can see two sides to
[AUDRA:] Terrific self-awareness
[REBECCA:] Knock it off, Audra! You never stop, do you?
[AUDRA:] Can't and don't wanna
[REBECCA:] You're a wonderful lady But an insufferable baby
[AUDRA:] Should we make out?
[REBECCA:] What?! No! Maybe...Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
