[Rebecca:] He's the new guy You can't trust him He's a bad guy Even when he's nice Just because you've seen him Show an ounce of vulnerability Do you think that means He has some secret heart of gold? Sure there was that one scene Where he pooped his pants in front of you And by scene I mean he made a scene Well I for one ain't sold!
He's the new guy Not easily reformed by Some quirky girl he met at work Just because now he Become a series regular And by season regular I mean He eats bran in the spring Doesn't mean the show is now called 'Rich and pompous lawyer' And by show I mean his favorite show Which by the way is 'Wings'!?
Screw the new guy Well, I did that and that's how I know That he hasn't changed a bit He's an evil sociopath who's Tricked you into liking him Why else do you think that I'm singing this reprise? And by singing this reprise I mean Whatever just don't think about it Let's sue the new guy
