[Verse 1] My buddy's old man is back on the booze He's swinging a driver at a big bull moose That keeps gettin' on the goddamn property Or so he says
Cigarettes are expensive and whisky ain't cheap Winters are bitter, but the summers are sweet And you can get some honestly-priced smokes over at the rez If you're so inclined
[Verse 2] Most of my time's spent in a big blue van Just travellin' the country with a five-piece band Pick a little for the folks and sing when I can Granted, I'm sober
And other days are meant for chorin' Just workin' at the ranch to stave off boredom And keepin' the calves from finding new ways to keel over Just livin' the dream
[Verse 3] I was coolin' my heels down in Tennessee Post 82 some buddies and me And we were shootin' the shit Till we ran outta ammunition
Some dude overheard from across the room And instead of mindin' his own he just assumed He'd sit down next us and join in on the conversation Brought over some kinda beer, something called a IPA
[Verse 4] He's a Nashville kid in a cowboy hat And he couldn't tell a shoelace from a lariat And the furthest west he'd ever been was Ohio
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He's talkin' to me says he's looking for work And he didn't mind gettin' some dirt on his shirt And would I be so kind as to hire him on, "well oh my oh" Surprised he didn't bring a resume
[Verse 5] He said but if you're doin' fence, then I ain't for hire And if you're doin' hay, then frankly I wouldn't conspire To ask me about doin' that either
I said “what are you good for?” and he said "Plenty" I could see this conversation wasn't going any which way And figured I'd do well just to leave here So long buddy, keep your IPAs
[Verse 6] Yeah, this city life has sure got me tired And its hard for a prairie boy to admire All the concrete and the towerin' skyscrapers
So just as soon as I'm able to find my hat I believe I'll leave and head on back home Where the tallest buildings are all grain elevators Long gone to Saskatchewan
[Verse 7] Yeah I'm outta this place and bound for the farm And I'm not takin' no greenhorn along I have a hard enough time just keepin' track of myself
But if you're down in Nashville and tryin' to look cool But you can't tell a pretty palomino from a mule Take my advice and leave the buckaroo hat on the shelf
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