hes got a back hoe its caterpillar yeller hes a heller rockafeller with drink a story teller with a DUI hes illegal to drive but he legally drinks and gets illegally high then one night while hes up in the sky he looked at that back hoe ask himself why not im gonna drive that thing its a loop hole man this DUI don't contain im gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now
hes diggin gotta hot little honey hangin outta that cab diggin got the windows tented and a base tune hittin it diggin creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt thats how hes livin lifes a garden man and hes just diggin
hes wearin a cat hat with a meow meow kitty rolls up in the club pimpin like Denny with tha beer trippin just sippin ol sud puttin the shots back trippin with with a bud hes was 10 beers in about 12 o clock but to all the girls whos startin to flock he said hey ladies time to go home we cant stay here who wants to go about then the vala pulled that back hoe up now
hes diggin got 3 little honeys hangin outta that cab diggin got the windows tented and a base tune hittin like diggin creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt thats how hes livin lifes a garden man and hes just diggin
was about 2:35 around 2:45 he was tryin to find his address 2:55 he was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite swervin right and left when they flipped the blue lights trooper said boy i aint tryin to be hatin but your operatin intoxicatin violatin every bit of the law he said officer no im just
diggin look at all them honeys hangin outta that cab diggin with the windows tented and a base tune hittin like diggin beggin yo yo po po you gotta let me go yo like joe dirt thats how hes livin lifes a garden man and hes just diggin
yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo come on now officer ya know im just tryin to make it home i dont mean to cause no problems but i got all these girls i gotta get em home safe thats what any ol country boy would do i promise im going home right now just let me come on now everythings gonna be fine we just out here diggin a lil bit dig ha ha ha ha haTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
