[Chorus] So raise your glass and have a drink with me Here's to the Vandals in the crowd We're all just out there living the dream Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking Team
[Verse 1] We go to Pullman on Tuesday nights Yeah you oughta see it man quite a sight We drink AMFs out of a fishbowl one at a time
Yeah the bartender tried to cut me off after five And I tried to tell him that I was fine So we had ourselves a little compromise
At this point it's about 10:45 And I'm at the bar getting breathalyzed While the Pullman kids are getting sick outside
The bartender couldn't believe his eyes He said well son I guess you're right According to this you're actually fine to drive
[Chorus] So raise your glass and have a drink with me Here's to the Vandals in the crowd We're all just out there living the dream Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking Team
[Verse 2] Wednesday nights you can find us at Mingles Whether you taken or single Drinking Vandalizers two at a time
Yeah and on Thursday night yeah we shut down the club And for ladies well that's just half of tubs And for boys well that's enough to keep us around
On the weekends I don't know where I'll be But I'm almost certain I can guarantee You can find me down at 727 Elm St
[Chorus] So raise your glass and have a drink with me Here's to the Vandals in the crowd We're all just out there living the dream Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking Team
[Verse 3] One time I went down to BSU See my friends from high school See what these Broncos were all about
Well these Broncos turned into asses real fast When me and my buddy met a guy named Chad And he challenged us to go drink for drink with him
Well it was one round, two rounds, three through nine Chad and his buddies weren't looking so fine So I said “Hey bartender how ‘bout one more”
Well that tenth shot hit him like an old mack truck And we'd decided to take our training wheels off And we tucked him in right there on the barroom floor Yeah we tucked him in and I guess we had ten more
[Chorus] So raise your glass and have a drink with me Here's to the Vandals in the crowd We're all just out there living the dream Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking TeamTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.