Come and listen to a jerk, talk about how hard he works Come and be a flirt, I'm an expert, you can wipe off this smirk Do you like rap 'cause it so happens, I'm so ballin' What I mean is between you and me there's a gap, don't fall in What a funny way to approach music, I must be stopped You cut your eye on the top, I drop to the bottom of the pops Harmony's French but the melancholy melody's so Slavic Whether I rap fast or slow the rap flows polysyllabic From the minute I'm awake it's a great day to get this cake Polishing a mixtape, let me fixate on a flow in 6/8 I'm a lot of things but a left-wing singer-songwriter, I'm not I'm a lot of things but a left-wing singer-songwriter, I'm not Let's smoke all that yeah, we can hang around like a ballsack Get higher than a top hat on top of a rather tall chap I'm a cyborg version of George Gershwin I'm a Tin Pan fan Famous in Paris, I'm embarrassed 'cause I can't cancan No way, no how, I could never disappoint a crowd, my god I just play what they want like a jukebox or an iPod Write a song here, play a show there, want to tell my dad so there Now that I got what I want I'll be honest I'm so scared It's all downhill from this spot unless you never stop, you deserve It's getting on my nerves, everywhere that I go music nerds You're out of dumb questions 'Cause the song has 'em all answered You're out of dumb questions 'Cause the song has 'em all answered So come and listen to a schmuck talk about A bunch of random stuff And if you've had enough, if you've made it this far, call my bluff I'm light-years ahead of all you entertainers sittin' right here See I'm not what you think 'cause you drink And your breath stinks like beer Here's a little riddle, in the race to the middle who's mediocre? I'm cult, if I wanted culture I would eat a yogurt Let me show you how to beef You can even chow down on the whole cow Got a mouth hole so cold like a south pole on a lowbrowTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
