Hello microphone, it's me Chilly No, no, take it again, take it out Hello microphone, it's me Jason I know you prefer me on the piano so be patient You might've guessed I'm a bit rusty So its best if you act impressed, trust me When I rap its like I'm someone else It's like I don't know how to play the piano Please somebody help My inner Eric Satie's buried so deep inside I still can't decide where I reside Ten years in, still an underdog Got like a hundred songs on a hundred blogs And I got a million opinions And you'll never get rid of me, I'm like the Palestinians So I slip into my slippers 'cause these hipsters I think they starved for music like Yom Kippur And this piano doesn't laugh at my bad jokes And this piano doesn't like second hand smoke One of these days, one of these days One of these days I will shut up and play the piano Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano Shut up and play the piano Verbal gonorrhea, I'm contagious Pages upon pages like bank statements ABC, I always bring changes So what more can I, mouth moving Not saying much anymore thus proving My new album's now finished You might not like it but it's good for you, eat your spinach And I hope you speak English Musical professor, the flesh presser Put your hands in the air like an empty gesture The haircuts change but the head fuck remains The cock is feign, the pussy is your brains Solo piano's musical cocaine I tell myself make another, don't be so vain But imagine if I just tossed it off Imagine if the cock was soft Imagine if I turned just the image of the one and only album That people really cared about, well, that would be a problem So bear with me, I'll be right with you Thank God, I have another personality to switch to Take the piano to a desert island And take the time to write, to remain silent ABC, I always bring changes So listen how a real arranger arranges One of these days, one of these days One of these days I will shut up and play the piano Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano Shut up and play the pianoTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
