Tonight Janie’s pourin’ the Smirnoff Guess Billy’s got the night off Yet rumor has it his ex-wife Catherine put his truck in the ditch And there’s a new owner, Joe what’s-his-face Last December, he bought this place His girlfriend Jessie, she sure is sexy But she can sure be a bitch And I don’t know why but I still buy drinks for two Make ‘er straight for me, Miller Light for her But that don’t put her back in this bar stool
Yea the beers stay warm All year ‘round can’t catch a buzz from the suds And the tears they’re pourin’ down on me Send me out to sea and take me to a place Where the whiskey’s a little more sour I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her
That same damn Skynyrd cover band Playin’ Sweet Home Alabama For the third time tonight (they still playin’ it too slow) We used to dance all night long She swore it was her favorite song But now I guess, Joe’s girl Jess is the star of the floor And the tourists packed this place out Right around ten They'll still be drinkin’ at this bar And I’ll be gone by then
And the beer’s still warm All year ‘round can’t catch a buzz from the suds And the tears they’re pourin’ down on me Send me out to sea and take me to a place Where the whiskey’s a little more sour I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her
So close it on up, here’s the cash for my tab Don’t you worry ‘bout me, though I'm callin’ a cab and I ain’t never comin’ back I know I said that last night I said that a thousand times...
But the beer’s still warm All year ‘round can’t catch a buzz from the suds And the tears they’re pourin’ down on me Send me out to sea and take me to a place Where the whiskey’s a little more sour I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her
I guess happy hour ain’t so happy without her
(End of Happy Hour)
(Hidden Track "You Can Kiss My Ass")
I ain’t seen you around In a long long time Why’s that, I can’t really recall No reason to rhyme Oh wait, yes I can She never called me back She must’ve gone to find you another man to fall for your act Now you’re so friendly When you see me Sittin’ up here at this bar A keg deep in drinks And you really wanna know if you can join me Hell no!
No, you can’t sit here You know, I’m drinkin’ this beer ‘Cause of you and all you've done to me Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad You think it’s all good, but girl, I disagree Now you wanna share a glass Girl you must be high on grass You can kiss my ass
Maybe a little harsh Yes, I’ll admit it I took that one just a little bit too far But I couldn’t resist I’m caught in your act On all your bullshit Now you wanna know if I’ll be your friend Oh girl, not one bit What’s that I see? Could that be a tear? Rollin’ down your cheek Alright baby, come on over here And you can join me for just one drink Oh wait, never mind
No, you can’t sit here You know I’m drinkin’ this beer ‘Cause of you and all you've done to me Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad You think it’s all good, but girl, I disagree Now you wanna share a glass Girl you must be high on grass You can kiss my ass
No, I ain’t got no problems with him No, the problem’s you When you ask me how I’ve been Honey ain’t it clear?
You can’t sit here You know, I’m drinkin’ this beer ‘Cause of you and all you've done for me Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad You think it’s all good, but girl, I disagree Now you wanna share a glass Girl, you must be high on grass You go on and kiss my ass
Yea, you You, kiss my assTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
