SPOKEN INTRO The time is the present, 1963, and imagine, if you will, a scene in West Germany where my friends and I are having a little party. It's quite a private party, we're celebrating the coming holiday season, Christmas, and the new year.
On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Four top Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas My true love said to me To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas We received from Israel Six guided missiles To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas The US sent us free Seven more million dollars Six guided missiles To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me A Telefunken H-Bomb A Telefunken H-Bomb? Ja, a Telefunken H-Bomb. Let me show you this Telefunken H-Bomb. It looks just like an ordinary Telefunken Radio. Except when you're trying to get England, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ENGLAND! Seven million dollars Six guided missiles To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas We heard officially They got the wrong Eichmann Telefunken H-Bomb Seven million dollars Six guided missiles To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas Long Island sent us free Ten swastika scribblers Got the wrong Eichmann Telefunken H-Bomb Seven million dollars Six guided missiles To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas We heard officially: "Monocles are back!" Ten swastika scribblers Got the wrong Eichmann Telefunken H-Bomb Seven million dollars Six guided missiles To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas They told all Germany: "HE is still alive." Monocles are back Ten swastika scribblers Telefunken H-Bomb Seven million dollars Six guided missiles To Hell with Adenauer Four Gestapo leaders Three anti-semites Rudolf Hess’s blessings And a partridge in a pear - Merry Christmas, everybody - treeTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
