For six and sixty years I worked like a slave Night after day all this time in my cave There was dust in my hairs, and frost in my bones I was tired of working on the philosophal stone
Was frozen and thirsty, but didn’t feel like tea Was so sick and tired of my laboratory So I went to the pub took a picher of cider And a drop of strange rum with a viper on board
A picher of Cider Rum with a viper
And a pint of G…
Near the fireplace with my glass of black beer I felt better and I felt asleep in my chair All of a sudden, an old man came in T’was a chum that I hadn’t see for eighty years
We spoke of the past and his family We freshened our mem’ry with glasses of whisky (I) stood up and went out see how the wolrd changed Drank a strong Irish coffee to give me more strength
A pitcher of cider Rum with a viper Many glasses of whisky A strong Irish coffee
And a pint of G…
The ground seemed to move up and down as I walked I found a new tavern behind the docks Grabbed an old silver nugget, hidden in my sock I enjoyed all the sorts of wine they had in stock
As I tried to go home, staggering in the streets The wind blew me a ticket of lottery at my feet Didn’t bother (to) check whether it was a winner I got back to the pub to celebrate with Champagne
A pitcher of cider Rum with a viper Many glasses of whisky A strong Irish coffee All sorts of wine A bottle of Champagne
And a pint of G…
After five jugs of ale and barrels of brandy All the guys in the pub sang off key except me Sat alone on the floor, was desperate and drunk Turning lead into gold will never be my fate
BUT IF MY ticket is winner, I’ll become producer Of a fabulous rock band that’ll make me much richer Got out of the pub, toward the well I walked Splashed my face with cold water before starting to work
A pitcher of cider Rum with a viper Many glasses of whisky A strong Irish coffee All sorts of wine A bottle of Champagne Five jugs of ale Brandy from Hell Cold water in my face
And a pint of G…Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
