Last night I was haunted by the ghost of Bob Saget He said "You're more or less than just a faggot" So I put on a dress and followed him to heaven But first I gave him a blowjob outside the 7-Eleven
The ghost of Franz Kafka came to me in a dream He said that things are usually what they seem So I put on my uniform and followed him to heaven But first he pierced my ears outside of 7-Eleven
The ghost of my old man said "I like that beard" He said "I always wanted to have long hair" I said "Oh fuck you fuck you fuck you" But he didn't even care
The ghost who violated me, he thought he was funny He took us all to Disney World He tried to make us watch him stand in an alley With no one there except for the ghost
The ghost of some asshole summoned me to the office He said "How come you didn't go to the office?" I said "I was afraid that they'd make me feel dumb" They said "You're being dumb" and shot me in the head
Did you know that birds and other various creatures Have a window of time right after their creation Where they latch on to whatever they see as their mother And presumably the object of their sexual frustration
The ghost of Bob Saget haunted me yesterday He said "Back up man, 'cause we know you're gay" So I threw him in a river in the USA Wherever I go is so fucked anyway
Death came in bending over like he was sick Promised I'd be really bad at sucking dick I had a gun painted in my hand And Death said "Hey, do you want to be in my band?"
Today I got a package and it was my mom She's called back up twice, I knew that something was wrong She was missing her ring so I took out the scoop And looked for half an hour through her ashes too
Last night I was haunted by the ghost of myself I said "You're probably going to kill yourself" He said that "When you do don't bother leaving a note 'Cause everybody knows just where you're going"
The ghost that I hated which came to me last night Said kid in heaven everything ain't so right So I took off all my clothes and followed him to hell But first he waited fifteen years outside of my jail cellTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
