I'm good at wasting time, I think lyrics need to rhyme. And you're not askin', But I'm tryina grow a moustache.
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please! And sometimes on a home-made quesadilla, Otherwise it smells like feet to me. And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail, And I love you when you say my na-a-a-ame...
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this, The part of me that shows if you're close Gonna let you see everything... But remember that you asked for it! I'll try to do my best to impress, But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest. But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, My heart well, you ask for it! For your perusin'... At times confusin'... Slightly amusin'... Introducing me!
I never trust a dog to watch my food, And I like to use to the word "dude" As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective! And I, I've never really been into cars, I like really cool guitars and superheroes, And checks with lots of zeros on 'em. I love the sound of violins, And making someone smi-i-i-ile...
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this, The part of me that shows if you're close Gonna let you see everything... But remember that you asked for it! I'll try to do my best to impress, But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest. But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, My heart well, you ask for it! For your perusin', At times confusin', Possibly amusin', Introducing me!
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to, So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime...
So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this, The part of me that shows if you're close Gonna let you see everything... But remember that you asked for it! I'll try to do my best to impress, But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest. But you wanna hear what lives in my brain, My heart well, you ask for it! For your perusin'... At times confusin'... Hopefully amusin'... Introducing me!
