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Hey there, I'm the bard of the team
I've got a tragic backstory, and my class is a meme
I'm the ace in the race, the other parties are whack
I'm a jack of all trades, including the jack

'Scuse me, barmaid in the skirt
I hope you don't mind, but I'm a devious flirt
Let me up on the stage, of your beauty I'll sing
And I'll show you just how I strum my strings

Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC

Well hi, elder dragon of gold
Your scales are stunning, your character, bold
May we see your horde, we've been searching for miles
Maybe I could be the greatest gem in your pile?

Hey you, mercenary at work
Why don't you join our team? And I give him a smirk
I promise you I can give you plenty
Roll for persuasion?
Nat 20!

Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC

As you walk in the tavern, you notice a guy
He talks of destruction, and if your ready to die
He's the big bad evil guy, come to ruin your day
After giving his evil speech, what do you say?

Hey you with the villainous smile
Why don't you come and stay, get to know me a while?
We are two of a kind, two sides of a coin
Well, I've got no tail, but I can give you some-
Oh boy..

Hey you, Mr Evilous Max
You seem pretty hungry, why don't you have a snacc?
You can change your ways, I'll just roll with the luck
Well, I'm under leveled, but I can still fu-

Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
Hey wow, you're in for a treat
As I flirt with every NPC
Hey now, this is the life of the bard
Just how, did you flirt with the guard?
This curse can be a b**ch
Welp, you've successfully charmed the lich

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