B/Bumilingus/Alignment of Infinite Faecal Gateways
Behold, pathetic mortals! My masterpiece is now complete!
I have constructed A myriad network of subspace gateways Each one a triumph of galactic engineering An astral pipeline through cosmic relativity Yet their cargo a sinister load For at the end of each a wormhole opens Inside the rectal passage of all living creatures The greatest faecal corridor known to all creation
My motives - diabolical My intellect - astronomical!
Meanwhile on an anonymous moon Orbiting the planet Saturn I have constructed the chamber of your incarceration Wherein you are strapped to a medical table You are not the first victim Merely the latest in an endless line Of subjects of my experimentation You cannot begin to comprehend The importance of my science So please lie back and enjoy The horror that awaits you
I am the poo progeny of Newton! I am the scatological disciple of Einstein! I am the faecal neophyte of Hawking! I am a god made flesh!
With engineering skills beyond the ken of mortal men I open a wormhole in your esophagus Interlinked with the myriad astral gateways A final genius moment of mathematics And the subspace floodgates open
The entire multiverse shits itself into your throat!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.