When your feet feel like they're made of stone and your bones are full of lead muscles feel like they're galvanized and there's concrete in your head when your blood flows like molasses, you can't add two and two the top looks like the bottom and orange looks like blue. When you feel like you're hung over but you didn't drink last night your eyes look like a road map and your underwear feels tight gravity seems multiplied and your organs are on strike you're in sudden death overtime and the wheels are off your bike You need some chocolate, soft creamy chocolate some chocolate ice cream, and chocolate mousse some chocolate cheesecake, bavarian chocolate bring on the chocolate, you need a boost. They say it gives us pimples, it's addictive and it stains it makes us fat and hyper, and clogs up all our veins it puts migraines in our noggins and it's worse than cigarettes but all those things are easier than having a chocolate fit. Now there's lots of medical evidence to support our point of view it's not all psychological, good news for me and you it affects our seritonin, which reduces aches and pains and does all kinds of cool things to the chemistry of our brains. Good old chocolate, dark chewy chocolate nanaimo snack bars, chocolate eclairs hot chocolate sundae, sweet chocolate milkshake bring on the chocolate, we need a boost. Now they say we're chocoholics and we have a legitimate beef that we should lobby government to get funding for relief now if you can keep a secret, just leave it up to me. i'll take the funds and build us a chocolate factory. And if life should get too heavy and we decide to end it all we won't do it with a pistol, drugs or alcohol we'll just take a thousand dollars to a nice dessert cafTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
