you call yourself a man? I can leg press like 500 lbs with only one hand I always flex in front of all my friends I'm gonna put my legs behind my head and suck my own dick because it's masculine craft beer's for pussies I only dring busch light and if you talk shit on kid rock I'll end your fucking life I park in the handicap spot because I don't give a fuck I used to drive a pickup but now I drive a monster truck holy shit god damn who needs a gym when I can work out in my muscle car I'll pick a fight with anyone inside my favourite sports bar I have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass my dad's a cop and I bet he could kick your dad's fucking ass people wonder why I'm always angry all the time but if you mention it I'll get defensive at the drop of a dime I sear to god I've never cried a single time in my life no, I'm totally serious I;m the manliest type of guy I only enjoy eating phallic shaped foods bananas, hot dogs, popsicles and sausages too I do this because it's manly, not because it's insane I don't have no time for weaklings, especially if I'm watching the game I cut the sleeves off of all of the shirts I buy it helps me show off my muscles to other guys I like to think that they see me and think I'm tough but honestly I weep at night because I'm not that buff I'll never understand why women always put me in the friendzone I send them unsolicited dick pics from my phone the truth is I think there's something wrong with me maybe it's my anger issues or that I have a tiny peepeeTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
