[Verse 1] I knew from a statement That red head Chili's waitress Was more than just a happy hour call I kicked him out of the house But my name's on his account So who will get the last laugh after all?
Screw self-help, I'm gonna buy Chanel Big sunglasses just like Jackie O Well, he made his own bed There won't be nothing left Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy clothes
[Chorus] I've tried wine and I've tried whiskey That shrink just don't get me And pills only work momentarily Shoes and purses go good when you're hurting So I'm a fan of retail therapy
[Verse 2] He won't even notice Where all the money's going And I won't be returning one damn thing I'll take my ass down to Target Say "This is for you, darling" With every red cart chage I hope it stings
[Chorus] I've tried wine and I've tried whiskey That shrink just don't get me And pills only work momentarily Shoes and purses go good when you're hurting So I'm a fan of retail therapy
[Bridge] It's hard to cry when the plastic swipes Got a broken heart? Add more to the cart It's hard to cry when the plastic swipes Got a broken heart? Add more to the cart
[Chorus] I've tried wine and I've tried whiskey That shrink just don't get me And pills only work momentarily But shoes and purses go good when you're hurting So I'm a fan of retail therapy Yeah, shoes and purses go good when you're hurting So I'm a fan of retail therapy Yeah, I'm a fan of retail therapyTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
