On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A totally insufficient dowry.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four Hari Krishnas (Is that Indian?) Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five Indian games (I want to be the cowboy!) Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Seven Eleven workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight Bollywood films (I didn’t eat the baby! Was the dingo ate the baby!) Seven Eleven workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine telemarketers (Good day mate, this is Colin Jones, are you wanting greater car rates?) Eight Bollywood films Seven Eleven workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten-minute yoga (Think the lotus... Feel the lotus... drive the Lotus!) Nine tele-marketers Eight Bollywood films Seven Eleven workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven-syllable names (Peesarvanmuthudoubledeckerbus!) Ten-minute yoga Nine tele-marketers Eight Bollywood films Seven Eleven workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve cricket ball tamperers (I was simply correcting the stitching!) Eleven-syllable names Ten-minute yoga Nine tele-marketers Eight Bollywood films Seven Eleven workers Six IT graduates Five minutes of fame... Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry.
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