She got a valentine from Gary I opened it up it said, Would you please be mine. I gave her flowers and some candy She opened them up and said, You're trying to make me fat.
[chorus] (now) I just want a new girlfriend I just want someone to make me laugh I just want a new girlfriend I just want someone to laugh at me
not to smart, not to tall, likes to watch tv and play basketball
I bought a car and let her drive it She opened the door and said Oh bother, this is red. I gave her all my notes from algebra She opened em up and said , I can't believe you're so stupid.
I won't ever make her wash my car, NO! I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there Oh, oh, oh, oh! Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.