Johnny: Bobby, I was thinkin' what about the other side?
Bobby: (as Chico) Whaddya mean, the other side, I was born over here?
Johnny: No, man, I mean the song we started on the other side.
Bobby: Do you think the world is ready for it, John?
Johnny: Yeah.
Bobby: Billy?
Johnny: William?
Bobby: Two of a kind For your information We're two of a kind.
Johnny: Two of a kind It's my observation We're two of a kind.
Bobby: Like peas in a pod
Johnny: And birds of a feather
Both: Alone or together you'll find That we are two-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Of a kind.
Johnny: What's so wrong, Thinkin' life is a song And reachin' for a star?
Bobby: Who's to say If we'll go the whole way? At least we got this far!
Johnny: Sharin' our lot Our vittles and viands, We're two of an ilk.
Bobby: Say, what if we've got Rare chateau briands Or crackers and milk?
Johnny: Makin' it plain,
Bobby: Explainin' it fully
Both: We're similar-lar-ly inclined Because we're two-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Of a kind!
Johnny: Two of a kind When he's out of rhythm I'm singin' off key.
Bobby: I never heard you do that, John, Say never you mind, ‘Cause I'm stickin' with him To C above C.
Johnny: Easy for me!
Both: Oh, need we explain when he warbles sweetly I'm flat and completely behind Because we're two-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Of a kind.
Johnny: I get kicks when I meet the cute chicks Who hang around this lad
Bobby: And especially when they whisper to me Hey, honey, who's your dad?
Johnny: Two of a sort,
Bobby: Like two pomegranates From off the same tree.
Johnny: I'm with you, sport, Whatever you plan, It's a goes double with me.
Bobby: It's a goes double with you?
Johnny: Yeah!
Bobby: I've got a terrible thought,
Johnny: Most frightfully upsetting
Both: And yet we are getting resigned To being two-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Of a kind.
Johnny: Yeah, two of a kind
Both: We like workin' single Or workin' in twos.
Bobby Keep us in mind Give us a jingle. We got taps on our shoes.
Johnny: We'll dance!
Both: We're both of us like The tower of Pisa:
Bobby: I'm lean-a like he's-a inclined
Both: Because we're two-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Of a kind Because we're two-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Of a kind.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
