High school party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer I like soda, where's the soda? Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda?
I see her from across the crowd I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad... It's like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance and Girl, baby this is romance Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below Shit, why did I wear sweat pants?
Girl, your body's like, what, conjunction junction That's a fine ass, butt (but) I'm like a cashew in a lollipop Just keep suckin' till you get to the nut
And I said let's rob an Asian kitchen Or stroll down the block Either way girl, we're takin' a wok (walk) You're gonna love me the way my uncle did Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it Be a guillotine or my girl instead Either way you're givin' me head
I'm gonna love you, baby the right way Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when I say girl When I say girl
We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter Why's it called dry humping, if I always need a towel after? You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed Even though you're yellin' for me, I can tell your lips are sealed We're both aware of my erection, you ask if I have protection
I say: "Well no, I tried to buy them once I was in the convenience store My old babysitter walked in I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit"
Girl, girl
Insert a euphemism A sexy mental prism Increase my pelvic rhythm Fill you with my syllogism I know your body and I know how to please you Don't thank me, thank Wikipedia Guys don't go down, well I am- What the fuck is that? I should have brought my diagram Ooh... Did you feel that? That was an educated guess Ooh... Did you feel that? Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad
High school party, senior year None of that happened 'cause I wasn't invited..Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
