[Spoken Intro] Hey baby, uh, it's me Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's a pretty big one And, um, I wrote a song for you So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um, I want the song to begin with this voicemail Like, I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the— I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like— Just Google it, don't call me and ask me 'Cause I know, I know what you're gonna do You're gonna, you're gonna get this And you're gonna think you just can't do it And you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it So, just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind Like, right when you get this Thank you, um, I love you, bye
[Verse 1] You're my best friend, I love you You know me and I know you We got problems that we've been through We got shit that we'll get through, uh You think I'm rude to you You think I am the worst Because I ask when you suck my dick You take out your Invisalign first Come on
[Chorus] Five years, five years Still you, still me, still here Five years, five years, baby Five years, five years
[Verse 2] We order Chinese, I'm eating my dumplings You reach over and you take my dumpling You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling? So I look at you, you look back at me, like, "What the fuck did I do?" If you really wanted some dim sum then You really should've gotten some when we put in the order You say, "You're a psycho and I-I don't wanna fight So, let's just drop this, it's not a big deal" "Okay, but for the record You owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won't forget You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent"
[Chorus] Five years, five years Still you, still me, still here Five years, five years, baby Five years, five years
[Verse 3] We found a spider in the house You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch Since I was close and able I jumped up on the coffee table You said, "You should kill that" I said, "Um, no, fuck that" You said, "Come on, be a man" What? You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter But your whole worldview collapses The moment there's a spider, cool I get it, this is the real you It's a pleasure, nice to meet you Shit like this brings the movement down Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
[Chorus] Five years, five years Still you, still me, still here Five years, five years, baby Five years, five years
[Outro] How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom You out of the blue need to use the bathroom? Just use the guest room bathroom That's why we got two bathrooms Just use the guest room bathroom That's why we got two bathrooms And you knowTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
