B/Blixemi/Epic Rap Battles of Warriors - Whitestorm vs Mistyfoot
WHITESTORM: From all the clans and all of the cats out there to battle against me They picked some fishy, half bred cat who calls herself a 'deputy' Does your mother that know you're way out here? I doubt she'd approve. Oh-wait. Sorry love I forgot, she gave you up, your kinship she refused.
And now that I mention it, it's really quite a shame That kinship bond Was up and gone 'cause you were in her way to rise to fame. You were pushed out of your mother, then her clan, and broke the rules Sorry dear, looks like you're no more wanted than a toad stool
MISTYFOOT: Let me just give it to you straight, this not a battle you can win You can’t even touch me, best be calling for your living kin But wait, your airhead mommy up and died and sacrificed, in the name of ThunderClan pride All before you opened your eyes!
I win the prize for uncontested greatest bravest deputy I survived the Rise of Scourge, you had to kick it on the scene As for being half Clan, I don’t see no shame in that Didya manage to forget *whispers* you’re one eighth WindClan cat?
WHITESTORM: Well I'm really not surprised by your overactive mind Seems like truth and lie in your head is combined Greatest bravest? More like lamest! Cats followed me 'cause my courage is contagious! I fought in that war like no one's seen before. We brought Scourge to the floor hundred cats adore, me! keep this rhythm and rhyme in mind While you sit inside the peace I supplied.
You've done nothing more than be a mistake 'Cause nothing but grief, bloodshed and heartache. Do us all a favor and go jump in the lake. Come on now Misty, or is that all you can take?
MISTYFOOT: Ooh~ You really wanna go there, cuz? Let’s talk about lakes ‘fore you call it quits I jumped in to save my kits! You didn’t even know your own daughter was in danger You let her wander off with a stranger?! I guess the bad parenting comes from genetics Your daddy had some issues your mommy couldn’t fix Thanks to him; my litter had to go Now someone has to deal with his oversized ego Don’t wanna rub it in but you were overhyped Anyone could tell you it should’ve been Graystripe Still you had to have five minutes of fame All in the hopes we’ll ‘member your name Speaking of names I’ve got some good news Or maybe this one will give you the blues I gotta go now to get my nine lives See ya Whitey on the other sideTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
