B/Blixemi/Epic Rap Battles of Warriors - Rainflower vs Spiderleg
RAINFLOWER Oh StarClan, Here we go again Another useless tom, another litter in the den You didn’t learn nothing from your baby-making momma And nothing from your leader on this kittypet drama!
I know what they’re saying I’m Crooked’s evil mother But at least I had the balls to say I preferred his brother And speaking of those--whoops! Seems you might be lacking Was anyone surprised after Daisy sent you packing?
SPIDERLEG You say I'm packin' huh? You can bet your tail that's right. When me an’ Daisy got down, she didn't put up a fight. At least I disliked my little crotch critters equal For a mamma to disown one? Come on! That's evil!
They let you into Starclan? Well isn't that somethin' But ya couldn't own up, and face your boy, You're nothin'! You're a loser, a coward, much less a mother Get outa here Rainy Don't you have a kit to smother?
RAINFLOWER As if I’d take advice from a gangly pile of sticks! Your stupid warrior name came outta Firestar’s dick But don’t be offended, I’m not tryna be shrewd I’m just saying that monster should’ve came for you too
It’s such a relief you don’t mentor like you father You love that Amber bitch more than you loved your own daughter That tiny ginger she-cat got you caught in a daze? Snap out it, pervert, she’s less than half of your age
That’s Rainflower one, Spiderleg none How does it feel to be the failure out of Fern and Dusty’s spawn?
SPIDERLEG Ya got some loose words there, lady. So much damn disrespect. You do a lot of dirt chuckin’ Despite your case of child neglect.
I’m a grade A mentor, I’m at the top of my game. Who are you to call ‘failure’ ‘cause you shamed your family’s name.
Step off and get lost, you sad excuse for a mama Your lack of love did more trouble Than his fricken chin trauma
Are we done now? I think you’ve learned your lesson. The fact now that you’re dead and gone is honestly a blessin.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.