B/Blixemi/Epic Rap Battles of Warriors - Mothwing vs Tawnypelt
MOTHWING Hey priss Did you miss Your Riverclan half-sis? Or did you even know of my, my bro, or poor Tadpole? No of course! You're too busy with your drama Can't see nobody else 'sides your brother, pappa and mamma That must be hard! Jumping from clan site to clan site Seems when the going gets though Tawny's flight takes the limelight I hit the River with pride, my paws did not get dry by running to daddy's side if someone made ME cry And just like that You went running right back When the sun went black Like a scared little house cat! You're like a walking omen Bad luck where you are goin' From forest fires in Thunder To a son sho's bad at floatin'! You've infected half the clans with your shitty plans You hit the homeland, the marches, try the grasslands! Nobody wants you, you're a straight clan killer I don't care where you end up, Just stay OUT of my river.
TAWNYPELT It's really not so hard to take a look and see Which side of the fam got the shitty batch of genes Your bro is a murderer Your mom? Who's heard of her? Of course I know their names but I TRY to not remember It's hard to be related to a liar and a fraud Our ancestors above should have your ways outlawed! Learned absolutely everything from earnest dedication No cat in the Clans wants to take YOUR medication If this rap is your mission to make this a competition I don't need to have a "vision" to realize your poor decisions Redemption, absolution Ain't in your constitution You're stick with your delusion and there just ain't no solution For pawns Your brother had you played Right into his paws like a helpless piece of prey For shame! Grow a backbone before it's too late Your apparent lack of dignity has got me dismayed
MOTHWING My delusion? Lack of dignity? You really see things differently I'm not the one who lives upon A made-up Starclan fantasy I've held up on my own It is YOUR hoax I disown If that means I've got no backbone Watch me take a broke-back shit upon your moonstone! Now you're wasting my time I've got REAL cats to heal, I've had enough of your play-time I like to focus on the living I've got no use for the dead You can resume your ass-kissing Of the ghosts inside your head
TAWNYPELT You're so insanely willful That is borders being skillful There's not a cat left that can accept you're just that deft You're the daughter of a rogue and you don't follow the code Just rid us of this load, hurry up and hit the road! I'm sick of your ballad, your arguments are invalid It's a shame we're kin 'cuz you simply can't win! I'm the one who can split it, it's time for you to simply QUIT IT Like the omens you emit you're a big sack of bullshitTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.