Hello and welcome to Norway! I am your guide Lars Loenning. I am 20 years old, and I come from a place called Skullerud outside Oslo centre. Before we start this trip into town, I will guide you through some practical information to get you first-timers going.
First of all remember that smoking is strictly forbidden in Norway. Kindly step outside our country if you want to use tobacco. Sweden, Denmark and Finland are considered to be very good ashtrays or even spittoons if you take snuff or chew quid.
In an accident should occur, and you are badly hurt, don't run around screaming, or try to get peoples attention. Keep down! The Norwegians don't like to be bothered. They are busy people, and you should respect that. Just lie still and wait for someone to help you.
Try not to fall in love with a Norwegian girl! Norwegian girls get pregnant very easily, and we don't want more illegitimate children running around! And besides, we want to keep our girls to ourselves. Not hanging around with you foreign guys with your fancy cars and Cadillacs and everything.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
