[Verse One: every last word or syllable is echoed] Don`t go to Getty, go to Exxon Like "Bonita Applebum," ya gotta put me on Got good luck like Lucky Charms leprechaun Can`t believe Freaky Tah and Big L is gone You think I`m a mailman, well my delivery Ain`t no other brother like the B-I with the Z Emezah-A-Rrrah, say K-I with the E I got mo` rhymes than Muhammad Ali Not number one but here to have fun Guaranteed to proceed and get the job done Y`all, know, my competition is none Funky funky fresh from the day I begun You rock with me, you`re guaranteed to have a ball Got a big belly, over six feet tall My favorite team is the Vikings when I watch football Here`s another one to get you off the wall
[Chorus: unknown female while Jeff scratches] He`s Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!") He`s Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!") He`s Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!") He`s Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear tear tear shit up, up, up ("C`mon!")
[Verse Two: with the same echo] Soon to be elected in the Hall of Fame I rock the microphone, emceeing`s my game I flip so many styles, my name should be Flipper On Three`s Company, I wish I was Jack Tripper Back in the days, I used to eat {?}litina{?} Back in the days, my sister had a Thumbelina Back in the days, I liked a girl named Angelina Back in the days, I wanted to get in between her My jingle bella, always Roc-A-Fella Even my acapella will be a best seller She couldn`t believe what I had achieved Funky like ring around the collar, doo doo on the sleeves Enquiring minds always want to know How did I get my ill freestyle flow? I just tell `em straight up without no B Ask me no questions yo, here`s my ID
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[Verse Three: same echo once again] I`m not Captain Kirk, or Mr. Spock When I put the party people in a state of shock I`m like Mark Twain, or Shakespeare Cause when I`m on the stage, people throw they hands in the air Wavin `em wild, like in a frenzy Dog in the house like I`m Spuds McKenzie I`m just doin it, just rockin the house Sucker MC`s is spiders or mouse Comin off the top of my head I`m not dumb so don`t be misled When I was young, I never pissed in the bed Always listened to what my moms and pops said Love reggae so much, you could call me a dred Got a big belly so you know I`m well fed And I`m a lover-lover like my name is Ed And I`m +2 Awesome+ like K and Teddy Ted
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