[Verse One] Aiyyo here`s a tale, about a female I once messed with Or better yet, skins that I swung eps with Face full of grace, waist shaped like Vanessa Del Rio, oh-me-oh, my but the heffer had big juicy lips, wide hips you had to call fat Stacked back to mack, yo the hooker was all that and lots more, and baby girl I had the hots for But I`m really not sure, who she spread the twat for Heard it was a kid across town named Hector But I don`t give a heck, so I still went and checked her on the down low, he ain`t around so Out of sight, out of mind, get your coat and let`s go So we dipped, hopped in the whip and we was gone Off to City Island cause they had it goin on Two yuks a foo, now the mood was set Caviar at the bar, Red Star, Moet Silk suits, spendin loot like a straight up mack When I felt somebody finger tappin me on my back And turn around quick, but before I could begin All I seen was a big mac-10, aiyyo it`s her boyfriend
[Chorus] "Hooker got a boyfriend!" "Why do she do this boyfriend?" "Ohh ahhh.. why do she do this boyfriend?"
[Verse Two] Check it, yo I broke camp, ran like a champ, yep I jetted Off to the trunk for the pump, time to set it Money kept screamin some CRAP that I dissed him So I started lettin off {*gunshots*} but I missed him Honey got scared, and called the five-oh So yo, you know the half Dukes, time for me to go Cause I ain`t the type to be doin no bid For a dame or a lame-brained punk Spanish kid So I chill, call the hooker up the next day She told me come over yo, bet I`m on my way Be there in a sec, yo I`m not too far She said, "Park around the back so he don`t see the car" Met me at the door with a kiss and a smile I said, "Sorry about last night, money kinda wild" "Umm yeah I know, small thing don`t worry" Just show me to your room so we can do this in a hurry Kissed her from her earlobes down to her chest Went for the bellybutton and to hell with the rest Got her butt-naked and before a second passed I had her on the bed with my fingers up her {ahh!} Now she`s ready, set for a good steady bangin Until she looked down and seen Moby Dick hangin She told me, "Take it easy yo trust me just chill" Knowin once I get up in it yo I`m goin for the kill So she spread `em, thick rich and creamy like mayo Aiyyo, lay-o, the tip is on the way-o Pinned her legs back, just about to slide in When the door burst open {*SLAM*} damn it`s her boyfriend! Did it again!
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[Verse Three] Now I`m mad, money done spoiled all the fun On top of that he beefin and he ain`t got a gun Flippin the jibs, I guess he wanted to brawl So I started hookin all butt-naked and all Threw a right, caught money dead in the jaw BOOM with the left and his fronts hit the floor Now I had him, time to put his head for rest So I beat him unconcious and I started gettin dressed Honey all hysterical and screamin all hoarse Said she seen a box car pullin up in the yard Just bout to jet, yo guess what I saw Some old big black {*HMMM*} bust in the door "Now hold up, what the hell you doin in my house? Get your ass off the floor, put your teeth in your mouth Now everybody better be gone by the count of one Look, better yet, y`all stay right here I`m goin to get my gun" Now that`s it! Enough is enough, I ain`t with it I`m catchin mad beef and yo I ain`t even hit it Honey looked good and yo the buns was fat But ain`t a coochie in the whole WORLD worth all that So umm, I got my coat and I was on my way That`s when she started breakin down, and beggin me to stay Knock it off, it ain`t that much beggin in the world Next time I want some skins, I`ll go and hit my own girl Man I`m out, and I ain`t tryin to see you again So eff you, eff your pops AND YOUR FAGGOT-ASS BOYFRIEND!
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